Eyeless Jack - Gender-bent

E.J.: "Any last words before I harvest your kidneys & eat them in front of your lifeless body." [E.J. On top of me ready to carve out my kidneys]
Me: "It's more of a request rather than any last words."
E.J.: "Aright, what's the request."
Me: "Can I see your eyes?"
E.J.: "Alright, if you say so. [Taking off her mask to revile sparkling green eyes] Alright now that I have fulfilled your request, it's time to die."
Me: "Eye poking technique!!!!" [Me poking E.J.'s eyes out & making a quick dash out of that alleyway]
E.J. "OW, my eyes, I think I'm blind!!!!!!" [Sreaming in excruciating pain]
Me: "You were blind to begin with!!!!" [Me already booked it 2 blocks away & not stopping]